Après le déluge, moi

Après le déluge, moi


Ominous area downtown where the fireworks were slated to be from a pic a friend sent me

Pre-amble
When I was a child, my uncle told me the story about asking grand-mère Corinne what the biggest technological advancement was that she had experienced in her lifetime. Her answer? Indoor plumbing. Although we are only about 100 years out from the advent of indoor plumbing and sewage systems it was by all measures, a miracle. When she was a child you carried water from a communal well, had an outhouse in your backyard that was cleaned out by a service and basically life in basse-ville was very difficult and very smelly. That story always stuck with me and I have always truly believed that these things were veritable miracles.

The Sitch
Every year we host a drop-in Canada Day party for friends. It is very low-key: bring a snack to share, something if you want to BBQ and come hang out and swim in the pool and chill with friends. Most folks end up hitting the fireworks downtown afterwards and for the most part, it wraps up early. Most years, it also rains. Historically, we generally get an hour’s worth of rain during the afternoon and then the sun comes out and the party goes on. So when it started raining on July 1st, we huddled under the canopy and waited for the rain to stop.


Twas just a sprinkle

We waited. And waited. And waited.

Eventually we all just made the decision to head inside the house because it was raining much harder than it had been in previous years so we figured we’d wait it out in cooler climes. So we took the party inside and I didn’t think much of it until a neighbour knocked on the door and asked, “Are you getting water in your basement?” No. It was all good on our end. The neighbour left, more friends came and we sat around snacking, drinking and chatting in our living room until The Eldest walked by the staircase and said, “Uh Dad, there is water in the basement!”

My friend Uncle Justin and Mr. Tucker headed down to try and locate the entrance of the water as it started to climb rapidly. At that point friends realized that the rain was not subsiding and graciously took their exit. Uncle Justin and Kym ran home to get a pump we could use and then they left to check on his mother. I hopped on facebook to figure out what was happening (spoiler alert: the entire neighbourhood was flooding). When they came back it was then that reports were coming in that the highway and other main arteries were getting flooded with some roads becoming impassable. At this point we had 9.5” of water that reached the top of the stairs as the kids rushed to bring up the harp, the computer and anything of value they could grab while simultaneously piling all of the stuff on the bed from the floor and lower shelves of the book cases. It was wild.

At this point my stepson showed up with his girlfriend and while they were here, his mom called: they had just moved into their new house just days before and ALL of their boxes were piled in the basement. The live in a community adjacent to ours but a lot of the west end of the city appeared to get a lot of flooding. Around that time, the manager of the closest Canadian Tire decided to open on the holiday to allow folks to buy pumps, fans and dehumidifiers. I ordered one for pick up and told my stepson to get his stepdad to rush over and buy one as well.

Mr. Tucker hopped in the car and rushed over to the store and in automatic mode, he took the back roads he usually takes to get there. Unfortunately, they were flooded out so as he drove through, the car died as water entered the engine. So he had to abandon the car and walk the rest of the way to Canadian Tire. There he ran into his son’s stepdad who kindly gave him a ride home[1].

Thus began the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad flood of 2026.

Without going into exhausting detail, it was an AWFUL month. All plans to chill out and enjoy the summer were thwarted and instead it was full of insurance claims, removing our soaked belongings from the basement and then tearing out all of the finished basement. The Eldest is taking it in stride but she is essentially living on a couch in the office until she moves into residence in September. The remediation company luckily came straight away and brought with them a bunch of dehumidifiers. Unfortunately, they discovered tiles under the subfloor (SURPRISE: it’s asbestos!) which they had to remediate as well [2].

In the end, almost 6000 homes logged flooding events with the city. We were lucky: I logged an insurance claim that day and then the next morning I hopped onto the chat and got someone to call me back with info on our adjuster and the name of the remediation company. While I didn’t hear from the adjuster for a few days, the company came within the week and the HVAC shortly after that (our furnace and our hot water tank were both pooched). By the end of the month the asbestos remediation had been done and now we are waiting on a path forward for the rebuild.

We rented a car and had our car towed to the mechanic the next morning. Shockingly, after a week of drying it out and replacing a bunch of parts, it started! I told myself I wouldn’t make an insurance claim unless the cost for the rental and the fix was under $3000 and it was…$2900. In a way, I am grateful because a> I only have $20000 in the car replacement fund; b> I worried that our insurance company would drop us like a hot potato if we claimed both.

TMIL (this month I learned)

A disaster that affects a lot of people is informative: I have always had a good experience making claims with our insurance company and that still stands (so far). During the past month, I have watched people have a variety of experiences with various companies from really great to downright negligent. Many other people had horrific experiences with their insurance companies and so I now know who to avoid. Insurance seems to be one of those things where you can be penny wise and pound foolish. I am not saying you should go with the most expensive option but there are certainly signs that an insurance company isn’t going to make it easy on you. It appears that folks should choose a large company whose sole focus is insurance and if the name is something like “Cheapie Insurance” you may want to avoid it.

If you have a finished basement, get the flooding insurance: My flooding rider was only $56 a year for 1.85M coverage because I live in an area that has a 1/250 year chance of flooding. A woman in my neighbourhood didn’t get the flooding insurance because it was $600 a year due to her proximity to a creek. I ran the numbers and even if it does cost me that much, I would still pay it. Why? Because I suspect the full remediation and rebuild for my basement will be around $100000. If you do the math, if I live in this house for 40 more years it will only cost me $24000 total to have that flooding insurance but I wouldn’t want to risk not having it because…

The bigger the disaster, the fewer contractors there will be: who knew that there would be a run on dumpsters? Not me. Sadly, some folks who had to do the tear out themselves discovered that the insurance companies swooped in and offered most remediation, plumbing, HVAC, dumpster and rebuild construction companies guaranteed work for the next 6 months or so. If you didn’t have flood insurance, you are now at the mercy of who you can find to do the work and there certainly aren’t any deals. Of course, there has been an uptick in scams as well both online and at people’s doors.

Make sure you have as much insurance to pay for the entire rebuild: a lot of folks discovered they only had $5000-$75000 worth of insurance for flooding disasters. If you are an insurance company and you are looking to deploy resources, where are you going to go first? Will you choose the home that maxes out at $50000 or will you choose the home that maxes out at $1M? The answer of course is that $50000 is the top end you will pay in scenario number one and the homeowner is on the hook for the rest, so of course you won’t prioritize it. In our situation where the heat (it was 34C many days in July) and wet causes massive amounts of mould that needs to be remediated, you are going to prioritize the house that can cost you the most to your bottom line. I have no proof that this is the thought process but it seems to me that people online who didn’t have a ton of coverage seemed to be de-prioritized.

Not everything is a conspiracy: I was heartily reminded as to why I stayed off of social media for so long. People are bonkers! Despite the fact that folks were affected in a variety of different neighbourhoods, it didn’t stop folks for blaming extremely niche situations for the flooding. One person even went so far as to suggest that the government was actively pumping water into our neighbourhood to save the highway (what?!). Everyone will blame everything rather than accept the fact that sometimes disasters just happen (also see: climate change! It is happening whether or not you believe in it).

Taxes pay for things: our mayor ran on low taxes. He won. During his tenure he decimated the reserve fund for the city and we are starting to see some deficits. What kills me is that the very same people who voted for him expect white glove service from the city in regards to their flooding. I’ve watched our councillors and MPP desperately trying to get information out as much as possible but in the early days after the event they were still struggling to deploy resources. Instead of thanks for their hard work I have seen relentless whining from folks who somehow expect that a full review of the disaster be undertaken by experts and delivered in under a month. They expect that garbage runs should be 24-7 at their convenience and that complaining on facebook replaces an email to a councillor or logging a ticket with 311. I have seen people do the absolute bare minimum to help themselves while posting daily about how useless all levels of government are. This is not to say that there aren’t valid criticisms to make about all levels of government but the expectations are ridiculous. I am in absolute awe of folks who will post to facebook instead of hitting up the councillor or the city’s website and using the search button – and then complain that “the communication from the city is just awful!”

Miracles become entitlements

Like my great-grand-mère Corinne, I see so much of modern life as pure miracles.

Clean water right from my tap? Miracle!

Electricity to my house? Miracle!

A fridge? A freezer? Miracles!

Heating and air conditioning? Miracles!

A hot shower? …you guessed it! A GD MIRACLE!

But if the power goes out for 5 minutes, people get hysterical and it just boggles my mind. A power station had filled with water and it took a day to drain and people were positively apoplectic about it. No concern for the workers who had to go into the flooded area (because water + electricity is a winning combo), just whining about how inconvenienced they were because they couldn’t watch tv. It was weird watching some of the most privileged people in the world show their entitled asses to the internet. It was – quite frankly – embarrassing (that whinging is for your friends and family, not the whole world!).

Mr. Tucker and I discuss a lot how we are “glass half full” people. Things happen and they suck but we try to appreciate that we have food on the table, a roof over our heads, and even in the event of a disaster such as a flash flood, things are moving along. This isn’t to say I haven’t spent most of the last month teetering on the brink of a breakdown (I have!) but living in a small space when all of the contents of your basement are stacked into boxes in your living room will make anyone squirrely and claustrophobic [3].

But throughout all of this, we managed to go on with life. The kids are both working full time jobs this summer, we are still doing a good job eating our CSA basket every week and not eating out, and The Eldest has been an absolute champ about having to live in the office. I know not having your own space isn’t easy but she has been so gracious about the upheaval. We still need to wait to hear back about the rebuild but until then life is indeed going on.

[1] It’s not weird, we all get along really well.

[2] Yes, I know that if you just leave asbestos and build over it, it’s not dangerous but the water had soaked them and the glue holding them which was starting to flake and so it did need to be removed.

[3] We eventually rented a POD for our driveway and we moved all of the boxes out there. What a mental game changer!

April & Maycember: an insane spring

April & Maycember: an insane spring



Where is the lie?

Poisson d’Avril

From Easter weekend onward, our life has been absolute chaos. On of my best friends moved from California to Ontario and settling her in and getting her set up has been a priority. We picked her up from the airport and the next day we hosted Easter with our friends the Lytles and our friend Kri joined for a bit of Pysanky as well before running off to her own dinner party.

I had a bunch of health things happening all at once, which led us to a variety of medical appointments at a variety of diagnostic clinics and specialty doctors. I also had signed up to take part in a study for PLS patients so that was…a lot of clinicians.

We headed to Toronto for a weekend for a friend’s 50th birthday, leaving our kids alone for the first time (they were fine). We rented a car so that we could leave them our car and took off first thing Friday morning. I was able to use points to book the hotel, which was nice because we basically spent no time in our room at all. On Friday night we headed off to a friend’s new home in Clarendon, which is the most charming old farmhouse upgraded in all of the right ways. They are on a nice piece of land with gardens and a small forested area behind them and it was lovely to see them and their new home. We ended up having dinner at Slabtown Cider, which was in the middle of nowhere but yet, still packed solid? It was amazing.

Saturday morning was Dim Sum in Toronto with our friends Cory and Laura (and their incredibly charming children!). Mr. Tucker tried – and enjoyed – chicken feet for the first time. After it was back to the hotel for a quick nap before heading to our friend Susan’s birthday party.

The party was super fun, we met some great folks and played a game called Salad Bowl which I highly recommend because it basically requires pens, paper, a timer and a bowl. Like our own parties, this one had adults and kids of all ages and everyone was so kind and lovely. I laughed a lot and had some great conversations and we stayed later than we normally would have until we drove Susan back to her condo. Her husband had purchased a bunch of Châteauneuf-du-Pape for the party and I didn’t realize that the reason it was so smooth was because it was at a price point that is beyond my social class. It was lovely though and I didn’t go overboard so I feel less badly about being an absolute unrefined toad.

After the trip we settled into our “normal” busy schedule except this year The Eldest was chosen to do All-Star Band! It’s basically a super group of band kids chosen from every school in the city for their ability to play. She had to practice every Thursday night for 6 weeks (on top of her two mornings of band practice with the school band) that culminated into one incredible concert evening. It was amazing how 6 weeks of the top performers from across the city is on such a different level from the regular school band.

Oh, and of course we had our regularly scheduled events such as hockey games, Roller Derby for The Youngest, Muay Thai 2x a week for Mr. Tucker and jamming with his band every second week on top of Trivia Nights and dinners with friends and…it got worse.

May showers and flowers

We planted a bunch of lovely tulips in the fall so it was nice to see all of that hard work pop out in a splash of colour in May! It’s good because we had to walk by the front garden a lot as we went back-and-forth from the car to event to home to back into the car…ad infinitum.

Maycember is no joke but here it lasts until…well…this week.

We had tickets to our friend’s band’s 20th anniversary party but then the Ottawa Charge made the playoffs and our entire plan went off of the rails. We even spent The Youngest’s birthday at a playoff game – which was fun – but super chaotic as we had to wrap up cake with the family quickly before scurrying off to Kanata. I had also planned to host Judy’s 50th birthday here as a pool party and…you guessed it: playoff game. We bailed on our guests after a few hours and told her to lock up when she left (we discussed it beforehand! I didn’t just announce it and leave!).

We did have a sweet 16 party for The Youngest though, and we had a bunch of friends over and they played games, ate mounds of pizza and cake. Sadly, she had a major dental surgery that week so it was a lot for her.

We did manage to win 2nd place at a charity trivia night where we scored $500 for the Ottawa Food Bank, so that was a great night!

Dragon boat started up in the middle of the month as well and while I loved being back on the water with my amazing friends, it felt like there was very little room on our dance cards for any other things.

On top of all of this, my Stepson was in the process of opening a new restaurant and was working insane hours, moving into a new apartment and so he would pop in for coffee early in the morning before he shuffled off to his 17-hour days. We have seen him more in the past 4 months than we have in the past 6 years and it’s been great!

The Youngest interviewed – and was hired – at a city theatre camp this summer and it looks like she will be working as a hostess at the Stepson’s new restaurant when school ends as well. The Eldest got hired as a supervisor at her wading pool so increased pay for her as well. It also meant many evenings and weekends of job-related training on top of school and her extracurriculars as well.

June: the end is…nigh?

I feel like we may be seeing a light at the end of the tunnel now?

We managed to eat twice at Stepson’s new restaurant and it was incredible each time. He takes such pride in what he does as a chef and it shows. I am glad to see that the reviews are amazing and that people are really enjoying it.

It’s the end-of-the-year stuff for the kids as well. The Eldest passed her DELF and The Youngest passed the OSSLT (not that there was any danger of either of them failing). The Eldest had her Spring Band Concert as well, her very last one. I am a bit choked up about that – after four years in band, it’s the last one.

Speaking of – The Eldest graduated high school! Last Thursday we watched our grown, adult child accept her diploma and came off of the stage to join her friends for photos. She is off to university in the fall and will be staying in residence so it is our last summer together before she starts her life as an adult. On one hand I am glad and so happy for her. On the other, it is the end of an era and I certainly feel a ways about that. Next week is prom and her and her friends have rented a hotel room and have tickets to both prom and after prom. The dress is bought, the heels are borrowed and she got a beautiful necklace as a graduation gift so she is well prepared.

Next week dragon boat goes back to only one night a week, the kids will finish exams and start working and the summer will officially begin. I often forget how chaotic this spring season is and I am glad we are facing a more calm, poolside-oriented summer.

I have missed a lot here and I know it’s a relatively boring update that is me just listing the busy-ness of our lives but that is just the way it’s been. I think there is a lesson here about how people always say that you “have to retire to something,” but honestly, I have such a full life that I’ve never found it difficult to fill my days with stuff. I’ve paddled, I’ve gone on trike rides, I’ve swam in The Puddle, I’ve hung out with friends, I’ve parented, and I have read HELLA books.

As usual, there are things I want to expand on, stuff I have missed mentioning and a few things I am still working out how to write about. But I am good, the family is good, and life is great. Nothing more to say except I need more naps.

Work til you drop

Work til you drop

Unfettered capitalism wrote an article about how you should slave away at an unfulfilling job for more years.

Honestly, the first comment nails it: as long as you are getting out and being social, have interesting things to do with your brain (hobbies and interests), eat well and get a reasonable amount of exercise, I don’t see this being a problem. I think we need to explore more the deepening loneliness of our current culture and why this seems to affect men more acutely. The solution shouldn’t be: work more! The solution should be: how do we build community and maintain ourselves mentally and physically into our old age?

Reviews

Reviews

My #DIETY am I tired of being asked to leave a review!

I went to dinner with friends and was asked three days in a row to leave a review.

I ordered takeout online for the kids and received two emails in less than 24 hours asking me to leave a review.

The most egregious ask of all has to be the review I was asked to write about my voluntary participation in a PLS study at the hospital. I have been asked no less than THREE times to answer this questionnaire. What, praytell, would I be reviewing? My own ability to do the 6 minute walk test? How many sit-to-stands I can do? It’s out of control.

I also know that anything less than 5 stars may as well be a failing grade for corporations but how did we even get here? The black-and-white nature of our “winner takes it all” culture has sucked all of the nuance out of everything.

[Don’t even get me started about the server who kept apologizing for their crappy service (and it was mediocre), then spinning the point-of-sale machine towards me with the “20% tip” option pre-chosen. I never tip less than that anyway but I was tempted to finagle the machine back to a 0% after that stunt]

Also, get off my lawn.

The Sunshine list and wealth disparity

The Sunshine list and wealth disparity


As stolen from thevarsity.ca

Every year the entire province loses its collective mind over the Sunshine List. Mike Harris started this yearly denigration-fest of public servants in 1996 and since then other provinces have followed suit. The idea was to publish the names and occupations of everyone who made over $100000 a year from the public coffers. It kept with Harris’ goal to slash and privatize as much of Ontario’s social services as possible and so naming and shaming was part of the propaganda process of that endeavour.

So for the past 30 years the Sunshine List has been a mainstay in Ontario political drama and quite frankly, it’s absolutely bonkers to me. The glaringly obvious issue of privacy aside[1], that $100000 threshold hasn’t changed in 30 years. Meanwhile, the BoC inflation calculator says your would need almost $188300 to buy the same amount of stuff that $100000 would buy you in 1996. In Toronto – where most of these high salaries are concentrated – the average price of a home was $198000 in 1996 compared to $1.5 million at the end of 2025. So to put it another way, even if you and your partner both cleared the Sunshine List with a combined income of $200000 and had no debt AND you had a 20% down payment, you probably still couldn’t afford to own a house in Toronto[2]. In my city, the average price is $886000, which would still leave a couple short about $8000 to purchase a home. $100000 just ain’t what it used to be!

I don’t want to leave anyone with the impression that I *don’t* think $100000 is a good salary – because it is! It’s just interesting to compare it to what that money will buy you now in 2026. If we don’t look at things in context, we miss the point completely. It’s also worth noting that in 1996 the minimum wage was $6.45/h and now it is $17.60/h. So the jump from a $12578 yearly salary to a $34320 salary is more than double in 30 years. Also, that makes the Sunshine List even more out of touch as it used to be almost 8x a minimum wage salary and now it’s more like 2.9x. We can argue that the current minimum wage is still untenable in most major cities but still, that disparity is telling.

Speaking of disparity, I came across this NYT article aptly titled, “How Can America Be So Miserable When It’s So Rich?” and it basically reflected back to me something I’ve been thinking for awhile. People love to throw around how some countries in Europe are on par with the poorest of US states and how Canada has the same economy as Alabama’s. GDP is a terrible measure of the health of an economy when most of the money is flowing upwards to the richest members of a society. That is why Kyla Scanlon’s Vibecession caught on: people feel poorer. They feel poorer because 49.7% of all spending is done by the top 10% of people in the US. So naturally the economy swings to cater to the needs and whims of those folks.

One of the reasons I think nostalgia has been such a hot political button to push is because people are nostalgic for when wealth was more concentrated in the middle and there were less extremes. Add this to the absolute gong show known as social media where you can follow a DITL of a Saudi Prince or a Super Model in unlimited reels constantly streamed straight to your brain and you are going to feel, well, a little poor. We used to compare ourselves to our neighbours, not we compare ourselves to everyone in the world. No wonder we feel miserable.

When my friend Judy told me she was moving to Canada and wondered if her new salary would be good to live on, I told her yes. Even though she currently makes what we would think is a great salary, she also currently lives in an area with a lot of ridiculously rich people. When she moves, things will be similarly expensive compared to what she makes but the wealth disparity will be less. We don’t have the kinds of extreme wealth that the Bay area does and many salaries are clustered around the middle. Yes, day-to-day things will be more expensive but houses won’t cost $10M and even though my friends earn wildly different salaries, we all have access to a pretty decent life and social infrastructure. Besides, she isn’t a person who is prone to social comparison and overspending. I think that she’ll adjust more to the financials than she will the winters.

This isn’t to say that there aren’t legitimate concerns about wealth disparity and there will always be folks on either end of the economic spectrum. But looking for scapegoats for political clout in the doctor who runs a major hospital in a large urban area ain’t it. Hilariously, it looks like it’s come back to bite them in the arse: Doug Ford got himself a sweet $60K+ raise last year and his daughter has seen her salary grow more than 34% as well, which is pretty great for someone without the education and the experience for that position. Oops!

[1] PRO TIP: Public Servants don’t actually have a right to privacy, which is interesting in itself. You could theoretically create an ATIP request for the entire contents of someone’s email. Remember kids, delete all non-business related email daily!

[2] $1.5M – $300000 = $1.2M purchase price. Banks generally will finance 3.5X your salary, minus your debts. So our theoretical couple could only finance $700000.

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March 2026 – a month of winters

March 2026 – a month of winters


The lemon tree bloomed before the backdrop of winter

Happy spring to those of you who aren’t still in a deep freeze!

March has been a freeze-thaw bonanza: just when it gets beautiful and warms up, in comes a snowstorm. It’s felt like winters have been milder these past couple of years so to have snow essentially from November to March has been wild. Instead of bemoaning my fate, I lean in to it and tell myself that it means more cozy nights by the fire with a book, snuggled under a warm blanket. It’s not much to grasp onto, but it’s honest work.


Absolute slaughter

This past month has seen me do a trivia night and a Pysanky workshop with friends and next week we are doing Bingo! Forget your Carlsberg years, I am onto my Bingo years. The charity trivia night we did is probably the most difficult one we’ve ever encountered. It was really hard and it was probably the one with the lowest scores (for us and the other teams) that we’ve had so far in all of our trivia nights. Honestly, it’s probably pretty difficult to come up with questions that will have enough difficulty to engage the nerds but still has enough range that your average person who has never done trivia before will still enjoy it. We have a pretty solid crew and usually place in the top 5 (of about 20+ teams) and manage to get at least one name drawn for a door prize but none of that happened. You win some, you lose some. The company was great and it was a fun night out.

I had also never done Pysanky before so I headed out to the Ukrainian Community Hall last weekend for a workshop with two friends. Once again I am confronted by the fact that I am #notanartist. We learned the drop & pull method but bought kits to try the traditional method when we all get together for Easter weekend. I remain steadfast in my belief that you should still do things even if you will never be good at them.

As I mentioned in my 2025 wrap-up post one of my oldest and dearest friends is moving here from California. I am happy to say that I finally found her a gorgeous two bedroom in an older, walk-able area of the city. I have to say: damn, the housing crisis is brutal. Despite having a great job with a long tenure, good credit and a reasonable budget, it was a real challenge to find her something that met all of the things on her wish list. I basically searched daily for 3 months to find something that ticked off all of the boxes and it was a very long 3 months. I have no idea what people with bad credit and lower paying jobs do, because this was bonkers. When I booked the viewing the landlord did them in 15-minute increments and folks were lined up to get in. I am unsurprised: it was a large place for good price in an expensive neighbourhood, close to everything. We hopped on it right after and managed to snag it before anyone else did, so I am thrilled. She gets here next month and I am so stoked to be in the same city as one of my besties.


The shortlist

It’s been an insanely busy and expensive month. The Youngest had a lot of school events, work, and volunteering this month. It is the Eldest’s 18th birthday next week so she is heading to the casino with her brother. Since she is also graduating this year, I paid for her grad photos and we have to search for a dress for prom soon.

We all had dental cleanings booked and in a surprising turn of events, the Youngest needs surgery to remove her wisdom teeth and both Mr. Tucker and I have dental work that needs to also be done. Mr. Tucker and I were also due to get new glasses and even after our benefits paid out the maximum, we still paid an eyewateringly high amount of money on the hardware. On top of the pain of the price tag, I also managed to accidentally smash the emergency button in the bathroom when I went to put my crutch down. Suddenly there was a bank alarm level of noise throughout the entire store and shoppers were heading to the exits, mistaking the sound for a fire alarm, while the staff frantically tried to corral them back inside. Since no one had ever pressed the button before, the staff went into full panic mode trying to turn it off, as it had never been set off before. Basically, I got to stand there embarrassed while staff ran around and customers peeked over to see what was happening. Hundreds of dollars AND a mortifying experience? Lucky me!

But new glasses are always nice and you never know how bad your eyesight has gotten until you put on those shiny new specs and realize how clearer the world suddenly is.


I do have other news but it’s on hold for now as the details work themselves out. Until then, here is a photo of the gigantic Bay tree that lives in the vestibule of our local diner. This thing is an ABSOLUTE UNIT for being a Mediterranean plant in a northern climate. May we all thrive under as difficult conditions as this guy.


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